Diane went against society and married out of her class.
Jimmybob was delighted with his child bride,
a wee posh lass
Mr Prentice watched the sea through European
dune grass
Whilst Mrs P smashed the vase of
Venetian glass
Happy families, happy families, hey ho
They shortened their names to Jim and
Di
And she learned to cook steak and
kiderly pie
Mr P continued to walk by the sea and
spy
Whilst Mrs P was barely getting
by
Happy families, happy families, hey ho
Jim got a job went into scientific re
search
Di took work in the parish
church
Mr P found an interest in silver
birch
And Mrs P began a campaign to be
smirch
Happy families, happy families, hey ho
Mr P in t' Mill continued to spin the
yarn
Di was pregnant cooking chilli con
carne
Jim was meeting Sylvie in the tithe
barn
But Mrs P's friend saw them -
darn
Happy families, Happy families, hey ho
Di moved unhappily
home
Jim got himself in more and more
loam
Mr P at the Mill polished all the
chrome
And Mrs P she drizzled a rose water
foam
Happy family, happy family, hey ho
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